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KANYE “ROCKS” SATERDAY NITE LIVE WITH TWO NEW TRACK’S

By @Seinfeld2000

Editor’s Note: @Seinfeld2000 is an entity we found on Twitter who imagines if Seinfeld was never canceled and was still an NBC comedy program today. It’s probably the best thing on the Internet right now, and if you don’t get it you probably will never get it. Anyways, we got in contact with @Seinfeld2000 and told him/her/it/them that they could write about whatever they wanted, unedited. Several hours later, this is what they sent us.

In case youve been living under a rock, Kanye West he performed two new goth song’s called “New Slave (Im On My Period Mix)” and “Im Pretend Angry About Corprete Culture” on the skech comedy show Saterday Nite Live on Saturday nite (ummm, obviesly it was on Saterday nite you wierdo!!!!). Any way these track’s are defenitely INSTENT contender’s for “Song of the summer” status. Just kiding! Honestly, their both terible.

But then, its like, k, if youve been living under a rock, maybe you have biger problem’s than finding a Panesonic TC-P50X60 50” HD Plasma TV to watch SNL (Saterday nite live) on LOL!! Because, like, youd have so many isues with your back becuase the rock your living under would be prety heavy. Or maybe not. Who know’s, maybe theres just a hole under the rock and you are actualy live below, deep benethe the earth’s crust, inside a deceptevely “swag out” apertment and the rock is just the door to your home and you just press a touch screen in youre apertment and the top of the rock just open up SO smothly and you climb up and your in the midle of the desert and theres a talking CGI scorpien and the scorpien just go rite up to youre face and go: “Hey, did you hear Kanye West perform on Saterday nite live?”

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