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The 11 Types of Assholes Who Attend Music Festivals
Festivals are, without question, the absolute worst fucking way to see live music. It’s always a thousand degrees and you’re in the middle of some parking lot or field, you have to stand the distance of 52 football fields away from the stage, and the bands sound like they’re coming out of a 30-year-old boombox. But the worst part—worse than the $15 beers or the inevitable admission bracelet tanlines—is the people. Music festivals can bring out some real raging assholes. And they all manage to fall into one of these categories…
THE DEVOTED BOYFRIEND

This is the most miserable motherfucker in the whole place. When he’s not holding a purse, he’s pathetically accompanying his fangirlfriend in the front row, pretending to enjoy the godawful music of whatever band most recently had their song featured in an Apple commercial. The poor bastard might even have his shoulders used as a chair if his girl can’t see the stage. At least he’ll get a decent handy out of this later tonight while she pretends his dong belongs to the dude from Foster the People.
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The 11 Types of Assholes Who Attend Music Festivals

Festivals are, without question, the absolute worst fucking way to see live music. It’s always a thousand degrees and you’re in the middle of some parking lot or field, you have to stand the distance of 52 football fields away from the stage, and the bands sound like they’re coming out of a 30-year-old boombox. But the worst part—worse than the $15 beers or the inevitable admission bracelet tanlines—is the people. Music festivals can bring out some real raging assholes. And they all manage to fall into one of these categories…

THE DEVOTED BOYFRIEND

This is the most miserable motherfucker in the whole place. When he’s not holding a purse, he’s pathetically accompanying his fangirlfriend in the front row, pretending to enjoy the godawful music of whatever band most recently had their song featured in an Apple commercial. The poor bastard might even have his shoulders used as a chair if his girl can’t see the stage. At least he’ll get a decent handy out of this later tonight while she pretends his dong belongs to the dude from Foster the People.

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